AJMouse on Superman Returns [Xbox 360], 17-03-2007
"Woh, this game has been sitting between my other games for like… what now? Since it was released. Not that I enjoyed the movie to an extent that I simply needed to play the game or anything like that, but having played the demo that I got from Xbox Live Marketplace I just wanted to fly around the city of Metropolis and have some fun.
The game got very bad reviews on just about every site I visited before I bought the game. I should’ve known. Although I don’t completely agree with giving it a 3 or a 4 out of 10, it definitely isn’t a great game. It doesn’t deliver to what people want. Look I like Superman, the movies, the TV-series, but never one has a game stood out for him. Why is it so hard? What do people want?
In the game you start out with some instructions from Jor-El (your father from Krypton) that appear on-screen while doing small missions in Metropolis. The missions involve killing some robots and putting out a fire here or there. Also you need to stop a meteor shower by fire-eye-shooting the icy ones, and by ice-breathing the ones consisting of fire. Fine. After a missions you clean up after yourself by bringing some wounded people to nearby ambulances. Fine again.
You learn how to fight a bit, you learn how to fly (works great if you ask me) and you learn how to superspeed when flying or running. When superspeed-flying, you do get the feeling of speed because of the blurring-effects and the great sound-effects (breaking the sound barrier I think). But, when flying near the buildings at superspeed, you’re maybe going twice as fast as the cars on the ground. Say that they’re going 60 miles an hour (which I consider pretty fast within a city) that only leaves you with 120 miles an hour. Correct me if I’m wrong, but that is NOT Superman’s superspeed. I know, if superspeed would really be superman’s superspeed (flying to China, buy some food and fly back within 10 seconds) you wouldn’t be able to fly correctly through the city without blowing through buildings. I have the most simple solution to this problem: slow-motion. DUH! When superspeeding right now, you still go way to fast to navigate precisely between buildings when in the midst of a fierce battle. You are bound to crash into buildings once or twice, which then destroys the city’s health again. Bad for you cause you need to keep up the city’s health by destroying evil robots and putting out fires! You also restore city health by helping 1 of the 100 or 200 cats that are stranded on top of the buildings, or by bringing wounded citizens to ambulances.
Back on topic, it feels like you’re playing a Superman who is constantly being affected by Kryptonite. When superspeeding into a building, you crash into it, instead of bursting through. As Superman, you need to be able to do anything. When you fire-eye a robot, it should burn and die. It shouldn’t be unaffected by putting it’s arms in front of itself (wtf???). When you punch a robot, it should be launched into the sun! And not just lose a little bit of health from its health-bar (wtf???). You ARE Superman, you can do this. You are not limited on Earth (Jor El says so himself).
Sigh. I can go on and on about all that and you will still say you don’t agree because well.. implementing all that makes the game too easy. I will answer to that. You are right! It does. But listen up: the game shouldn’t be about fighting stupid robots or evil masterminds. It should be about policing the streets of Metropolis. It should be about superspeed flying to tall buildings within seconds (seconds in game time, maybe a minute in play time) in order to save the falling Lois Lane! It should be about superspeed flying to the railroad track and stopping a train just before it hits the ramp where the track ends. It should be about sneaking around looking into Lex Luthor’s office through the wall listening about his next evil plan. That is what it should be about and that would give you a great game. With all these things happening almost at once, the slowmotion would work just great. It would be awesome.
Ah well. Don’t buy this game. When I started to write this review I thought about giving it a 5, but I’m giving it a 4 anyway instead. Get your facts straight developers, we’re talking Superman here. Very poor game (but the flying controls are great, lol).
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