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So, I was watching tv yesterday. And I watched strictly lame shows starring girls! Holland’s Next Top Model Season Four and Dames in de Dop Season Two.

Holland’s Next Top Model is just like America’s Next Top Model, but without Tyra Banks. Instead of Tyra, we got skinny Daphne Deckers. In this show, a few girls do everything to become Holland’s Next Top Model. Even walking around with fish on their head (that’s what they had to do yesterday - yeah, this show is lame!). The girls cry and complain a lot. A lot, that’s not what they eat… some of these wannabe models are so skinny, it’s scary. But that’s just what it is. I like watching this show. Some of the girls are actually pretty funny, others are dumb and others are crying 24/7 and well… that’s also funny! The drama!

Dames in de Dop is about a few girls who are uhm… ’sluts’. And they want to become ladies. They say -bleep- and -bleep- all the time. And also -bleep-. They walk around half naked all the time. They drink too much. They smoke all day. They dance like exotic dancers on bars in the weekends. And more crazy stuff like that. And now they want to change their whole attitude. A few ladies and gentlemen guide them. The girls hate each other and are mean and cry all day. It’s almost like Holland’s Next Top Model, but these girls are REALLY dumb. And that’s why it’s funny.

What wasn’t funny, is the fact that The Big Lebowski was on tv yesterday! But I missed the movie (haven’t seen it in years) because I was watching all these girl shows. Well, I guess I’ll just buy this Coen Brothers classic in the near future. Dude.